• Caroline Naughton

The Woman in Waiting

She waits and weighs

Lying in wait

For his weight

Atop, watching the scales

Teeter totter

What does she want?

Consistency, come!

Stand firm

What is the consistency of your cum?

Erectile dysfunction

Consistently inconsistent

Fluids ever thin, ever thicker

Impotent line of succession,

Indecision carried in vein

Let me be your waiter,

Seeing to the last supper

The great diversion

From sobriety

Recreation of pastime

Playground of dandelion wine

A woman in waiting

Strawberry fields forever

Let me take you down

‘Cause I’m going to


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